Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence