The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know