There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy