When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

There is no Status quo But there is Status

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…