In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
There Is Always Room For
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
