The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick