Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get