When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed