Never Win Anything

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

I have an idea: I have no idea

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing