I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast