The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
