In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless