Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost