Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
Love may never win but love always ties
