The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong