My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

It should come as no surprise that According to the National Institu… “An estimated 49.5 percent of adol… has had a mental health disorder at some point in their lives”

We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

In his capstone work Freud, with pessimistic pith Said it all in his title: Civilization and Its Discontents At the risk of saying less by addi…

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars