When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots