No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything