A Rosy Outlook
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds
You Can’t Be Seen On
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
