When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
Easy to please but problematic to appease
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
