People are afraid of change so they change with the times
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
