A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Never Win Anything
By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
