Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them