The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
What is the point of consciousness… Consciousness enables volitional m… liberating the will through purpos… What is language for? Language infuses purposeful action…
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
