When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

You keep the peace they get everything else

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it