If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…