People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

I changed My mind By following My heart

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

What you have done is unacceptable Nevertheless I accept that God has given it to… So that Like Him and through Him