Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
