The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
I risked loss And lost; I win
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep