But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words