People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever