If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever