The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,