7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Breathe in not out
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
