Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time