During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in