Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh