If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Raised by pacifists I’ve finally made my peace With defending myself from pacifis…

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes