Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…