American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure