Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…