I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled