At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations