Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior