When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…