Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously