It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

All dressed down with nowhere to go

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine