If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know
First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation
