The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

When God closes one store He opens another

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…