The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
