Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make