The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker