Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life