Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder
Like it or not If you’re not mating for life You are mating for death The real meaning of free love, the… Is the freedom to choose
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
