My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune