We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
I don’t get mad I get odd
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
