In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…