Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

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