At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician