In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is