The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
