The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
