Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate