Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position