We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up